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Warning: Candy

Written by: Brandon Fisher

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If cigarettes are required to warn about cancer shouldn’t candy cigarettes be forced to warn about obesity? I think they should have a similar surgeon general’s warning. Some countries put photos of blackened lungs or fetus’ on the packages, so candy cigarettes should just have a photo of a fat kid getting beamed with a dodge ball. That should be warning enough not to pick up this nasty habit. It also avoids second hand candy cigarette smoking, which I assume is when someone actually takes candy from a baby.

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