Brandon Fisher, CJ Kirkwood & Faizan


Good Times

Written by: Brandon Fisher


I found this in the men’s restroom at one of the open mics in DC (the phone number is partially blurred for comedic seasickness effect).

There are a number of explanations:

  1. Father’s Day is approaching and this person is son to the “Dad who has everything” and is struggling to find the perfect gift, which may or may not be random calls from people, mid-pee.
  2. This person works for a greeting card company and is under pressure to come up with a catchy new Father’s Day card.
  3. This person works for a waterpark and thinks it would be the perfect gift for Father’s Day.
  4. This person is a Father who wants to reward themselves on Father’s Day with a random hook-up.
  5. This is the phone number for the correct local date & time.
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