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Fashion The Pan - Part XVII

Written by: Brandon Fisher

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Women’s purses are getting out of control. If you see someone fishing through their purse for their keys – grab a seat – this might take a while. They have a better chance throwing their keys in the sewer and trying to find them - at least there’s less crap in there. Have you ever some someone step into their purse to try and find their keys? Well. I haven’t. But I have seen someone get their whole head and arms inside to find their keys. Their purses are becoming this giant Alice In Wonderland mirror that you have to walk through to get to the possessions on the either side.

They have to dig through their purse to find their keys to their larger purse – their automobile. It’s like two-factor authentication for their lip balm. Purses are typically name brand and the automobile industry learned the importance of this and started cross promoting their cars with clothing brands. There are many limited edition authomobile / Brand Name collabos. Hell there’s even a Victoria Beckham Range Rover Edition.

Then there’s this Chanel purse. I can only assume Chanel has gotten into the automobile industry and is starting to manufacturer the “It” (as mentioned in South Park and seen below.) It makes sense that women can now ride their purses. Some are about as expensive as an automobile. It's got to be more comfortable than and broom stick. And you want everyone to know you own it at all times. The only problem is that now if you get in a fight and hit a women with your purse it’s considered a hit-and-run.

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