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Fashion The Pan - Part XVI

Written by: Brandon Fisher

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Ostriches are the procrastinators of the animal kingdom. They are like your stoner friend who just floats through life and plays dead when trouble comes round. Contrary to popular belief ostriches do not actually bury their head in the sand. When lying down and hiding from predators, the birds lay their heads and necks flat on the ground, making them appear as a mound of earth from a distance.¹

Work is a predator that never stops eating you. People make elaborate attempts to avoid work at all costs. I once worked at a Pet Store where we created a hideaway under a fort of dog beds in the rafters to; grab a quick nap, play cards, stake out women and avoid work all together (this is all completely true.) The last thing you want is to get caught avoiding work by your supervisor, so a clever company called Studio Banana Things invented this head pillow to grab a power nap at ease. Plus if management comes sneaking around they might assume you have killed yourself and will let you be.

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