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Designing Women - Part XXXIII

Written by: Brandon Fisher

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Women do lots of things together; they work out together, they go to the bathroom together and sometimes they sleep together (they are called lesbians.) Womankind is built on the buddy system. Why do something solo when you can have someone to relay catty remarks to? I have lots of female friends who open up to me, but somehow I cannot break through to full scale girl talk. I don’t know that I could add anything to girl talk, but I could certainly girl listen. This entire Designing Women series is one guy trying to figure out what any single woman could probably describe if only girl talk was as easy to get into as the friend zone.

I can’t blame women for not wanting to open up to a guy let alone when there are multiple guys. Luckily it’s not just my own imagination running wild. According to a new study women speak less in general when they are outnumbered by men. Not just no girl talk, but no talk at all. I have seen this happen before as a defense strategy for men. If their spouse is upset, they just invite the guys over to watch the game and drink beers and she will keep silent. Until the ratio switches back to her favor in which case girl talk goes to girl scream.

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