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Designing Women - Part XXX

Written by: Brandon Fisher

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When is Animal Planet going to start airing dating shows? I mean those shows where guys prey on women in bars (see: The Pick-up Artist) is identical to watching a cheetah take down an antelope in the wild. Its human beings at their most primordial. The only difference is in the wild when a cheetah is enjoying its reward for a successful hunt, it doesn’t have to explain his intentions to all the other antelope that come around to belittle him. It also doesn’t have to give the antelope cab money.  

I never understood why insulting a girl when you meet her actually increases your likelihood of hooking up with them. I have heard this many times and most “pick-up” books/classes suggest some playful shitting on. I assumed it was to prove that you’re an asshole, because women love assholes, but according to a new study its a little more complex. Women who feel socially excluded tend to engage in more short term mating (ie. one night stands) than long term relationships. So if you’re going to pick on someone pick on someone sitting alone, looking sad and isolated. I guess that demeaning them lowers their standards enough to hook up with you. Doesn’t beer do the same thing? This is why I love beer – all the satisfaction without any of the sarcasm.

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