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Designing Women - Part XXVII

Written by: Brandon Fisher

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I am not a one night stand kind of guy. I am the type of guy you want to hear about day after day, but mainly just through facebook status updates. I’ve never woke up the next morning and thought, “crap - I had a one night stand”, but there have certainly been times when I thought, “crap - I am in a many day stand off.” I have kept in touch with everyone I have been romantically involved with. This explains why I would never pick up a prostitute. I would end up sending her a friend request on the ride home. I am not really sure why I feel inclined to do so. I guess at the end of the day I consider myself a good guy and don’t want them to feel taken advantage of. This is probably also why no one wants a one night stand with me.

According to a new study women were more likely to express regret over a one night stand only if the man was high in wealth potential. Men expressed regret if the woman was very attractive. This means if you visit a prostitute you shouldn’t pick a hot one, because you will get attached. If you are a prostitute you shouldn’t feel guilty for taking a guy’s last hundred bucks, because you don’t want to date some broke ass pervert. The most regretful combination would have to be a wealthy man and a hot hooker. Apparently they made a movie out of this study – it was called Pretty Woman.

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