Brandon Fisher, CJ Kirkwood & Faizan


Designing Women - Part XXIX

Written by: Brandon Fisher


According to a new study long-term married women drink more than long-term divorced or recently widowed women. I guess it makes sense - after a while you realize that you are stuck with that person forever and you just need a drink to deal with them. From everything that I’ve been told by married friends - the sex dries up after you get married, which seems contradictory to this study, because I thought women were more prone to have sex after they’ve had a couple drinks. Maybe women treat life like one long day where they need a stiff drink at the end. Then they can go soak in a nice hot bath (it would certainly explain the wrinkling) and then go to sleep.

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