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Designing Women - Part XXVI

Written by: Brandon Fisher

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I can’t say I am always right. But I will. I am always right. Especially when pointing out glaringly obvious observations in relationships. But sometimes being able to say, “I told you so” isn’t worth the circumstances that allow your gloating. I dated someone for a long time in college and was convinced every dude she met was trying to hook with her. This was the catalyst for the majority of our fights until she decided to just go ahead and hook up with one of those dudes. As a guy I know – every guy talking to your girlfriend is just trying to get with her. Maybe not now…but eventually. Guys, you have cause to be cautious, because according to a new study it’s confirmed that men are likely to harbor attraction for the women they become friends with because…of course they do. Science, sometimes you try too hard when it’s not necessary. You don’t have to go through the process of hypothesis & trials with this one; it’s been a Law since the beginning of time.

Science proves more things in this study that everyone already knew, “Women are more likely to consider their friendships with men as platonic and only hope that they develop into more if their own relationship is in trouble.” Why? Because of course they do. If you want an accurate comedic representation of this I remind you of Chris Rock’s observation of “Dick In A Glass Case”, which has never been more true.  It’s like someone created an experiment just to support his argument. I direct you to exhibit A:

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