Brandon Fisher, CJ Kirkwood & Faizan


Fashion The Pan - Part V

Written by: Brandon Fisher


Musician Claire Boucher aka Grimes has teamed with Morgan Black to create a line of “Pussy Rings”. I have no problem with Grimes (other than my previous statements relating to beautiful girls with dumb haircuts) or rings, or vaginas, but this doesn’t make a lot of sense to me. First off – I am pretty sure the fingers go in the other way. This is like giving a hand job by pummeling it on the side like a speed bag. Secondly – not sure if this was modeled after anyone in particular, but I am pretty sure someone slipped a Swedish Fish into the mold. I am not even sure this is to scale. Can you wear a girl like a three finger ring? Thirdly – these would not be very effective in a fight. It may give some slight aching to the jaw, but overall it will probably just make them very sleepy.

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