Brandon Fisher, CJ Kirkwood & Faizan


The Finger

Written by: Brandon Fisher


After the success of the scissor handshake - I have decided to introduce the next hand gesture to sweep the nation. Instead of giving people the middle finger like normal to express anger - flip your hand around and raise your middle finger to the sky. This shows them that all these fingers are down, except one. That finger is you. And fuck you.

Alternatively this gesture could be used for good and not evil. If you encounter a moment where a proper "fuck yeah" is needed you can use this gesture in a high-one to express "fuck" and "yeah" at the same time. Touching middle fingers isn't essential, but it does add a nice muffled clapping noise.

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