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Designing Women - Part VII

Written by: Brandon Fisher

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I have a brother, but he is older, not a twin or anything. On one hand I am glad I am not a twin, because I would probably be “the fat one.” I can’t go around with a better looking, in shape version of myself walking around – I would have to kill him. But it would be cool to have a twin, because I cannot self-evaluate my looks on a scale of 1-10, but I generally can for others. Women are easy, I can put estimate their attractiveness on the scale, but for men I use a different method; I see who they are dating and then match their attractiveness and bump it down one rung (it’s been widely known that same sex and opposite sex rank women more attractive than men.) Therefore, if my twin were dating a “7”, I would consider myself a “6”.

A new study has helped identify how attractive your date finds you based on who pays for the meal. Women in general prefer to be paid for (their meal that is - not like a hooker). But the more attractive the man, the more they prefer to be paid for (okay - maybe a little like a hooker). In turn, the more attractive the man, the more likely he is to pay for his date (this probably gets really tricky for two good looking gay guys.) So if you don’t know if a woman is interested in you during the date, wait for the check and see if she reaches for her wallet If she does - she probably won’t be reaching in for a kiss at the end of the night.  

I firmly believe you should date within your “league.” I made the mistake of dating someone too good looking one time. She would constantly get hit on in front of me, she had guys around all the time – and I am not a jealous guy, but it’s annoying. You should date someone at your level (or below if she is in a band or something.) Plus according to the survey, you are more likely to save some money. As Cash Money and Marvelous proclaimed, “Find An Ugly Woman”.

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