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Written by: Brandon Fisher

Havin

While shopping in a thrift store on Saturday my friend brought this drawing to my attention. It actually explains a lot. It’s like the thrift sea scroll. No longer do you have to make leaps of faith to believe. I had many questions about religion that were cleared up with this diagram. For example:

Q: Where is heaven?

A: First off – its havin and havin is a red cube that hovers above the world.

Q: What is heaven like?

A: Again – its havin. Havin contains many of the same atmospheric properties as earth. In fact, the inside of the havin cube is able to sustain cumulus clouds.

Q: How did Jesus get to Earth?

A: Jesus was propelled through space in a blue spaceship. He was shot from havin directly into Mary’s uterine wall.

Q: Will I go to heaven when I die?

A: No. All clouds for God.

Q: Where is hell?

A: New Jersey

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