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Who I Am In Love With This Week - Mindy Kaling

Written by: Brandon Fisher

Mindy

Lots of people change their name. I am not sure why more people don’t do it. Names should be earned or voted on based on your personality. Feel free to just refer to me as Badass moving forward. I have never felt like a “Brandon”. There are no cool “Brandons”. The only exception was Brandon Walsh and he was just a waiter with sideburns. Sadly there are no cool shortened versions of my name. They all just sound like chores you want me to do. Some popular ones are; Bra – which sounds like you need me to hold up your boobs, which ladies, I will totally do. Or Bran – which sounds like you need me to help you with shit, literally, it’s a digestive assistant and the last thing you want to hear yelled out at a Denny’s – “Bran – I need you stat. I just ate Denny’s we need to get this out of me immediately.”

This week I am in love with Mindy Kaling, who if you don’t know was born Vera Chokalingam. Mindy comes from the show Mork and Mindy. Luckily Mindy was the girl otherwise I would be in love with some chick named Mork. Most people know her by a different name, Kelly Kapoor from The Office. Funny women are very hard to find, like a suitable toilet at a truck stop, most of 'em are just shit, but you look for the nicest one. Mindy wrote some of the better episodes of The Office including “The Injury” which is arguably the best episode. She is adorable AND she is eight months older than I am - and who doesn’t like an older lady?

Mindy Kaling’s latest book “Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)” was released on November 1st, 2011 by Crown Archetype

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