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Brandon Breaks Records- The Moirs

Written by: Brandon Fisher

Moirs

OH MY GOD - LOOK OUT! THE BIRDS ARE ATTACKING! SERIOUSLY DON'T JUST STAND THERE - GET IN THE CELLAR. WHY ARE YOU JUST STARING AT ME? GET TO COVER. YOU - IN THE POOR MAN'S HAN SOLO OUTFIT - GRAB A SHOVEL AND TRY TO BAT THEM OUT OF THE AIR. YOU - IN THE OVERSIZED DOILY - ROUND UP ANY OTHER IDENTICAL TWINS YOU MIGHT HAVE. YOU - IN THE DEFLATED CLOWN RUFFLED COLLAR - RUN AND GET HELP. SERIOUSLY GET A MOVE ON IT. FINE. JUST STAND THERE DOE-EYED. OKAY START PLAYING YOUR INSTRUMENTS MAYBE THAT WILL SCARE THEM OFF. Whew. Success. Even the animals don't want to hear your music. Good work animated mannequins.

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