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Written by: Brandon Fisher

At what point do we start updating our board games to reflect the financial crisis? I took the liberty of updating the Monopoly board for your use. All the properties are half off, but the utilities have increased. Every time you roll your interest rate doubles. You voluntarily go to jail for the free housing and health care. When you purchase Baltic Avenue you find out it's inhabited by a bunch of squatters who kicked holes in the walls and smeared crap all over the place. Notice Boardwalk is not cheaper. That is not an accident. I don't see rich people cutting back. The game ends when the Banker forcloses on all your properties and takes what money you have left.
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